Corrupt the Wish

[Danielle "Dani" Deleon]

Granted, but the graphics suck.

I wish I could swim like Michael Phelps

[boerhaave]

Granted but your hydrophobic.

I wish my wishes were impossbile to corrupt.

[Timothy Crennent]

You lose the ability to type wishes when your hands get cut off by a bayonet. Then your wish gets granted.

(And the train crashing on the way to Hogwarts isnt really attending Hogwarts, now is it?)

I wish I lived under the sea in an octopus' garden, in the shade. #

[Revan Haine]

Granted, but the octopus is actually bloodthirsty and hates you to the bone. And your neighbors are either suspicious foreigners or certified murderers.

I wish I could fly

[Gordon Flintock]

Granted, but you don't know how to land.

I wish Bane had made the thread that I expected him to make.

[Miranda Alleyne]

Granted, but Bane suddenly turns on Gordon and kills him, before beginning on a killing spree in the Ministry.

I wish...I could get an awesome hat!

[Gordon Flintock]

Granted, but nobody else thinks its awesome and your sense of fashion is way off. As a result, you end up being shunned by your shallow peer group who trade you for a new badass black chick with an attractive hat. This causes you to enter a downward spiral of shame and depression. You seek help, but word of the hat has spread, and nobody wants to get near you sensing that your terrible sense of colour-co-ordination is contagious. You return home to your parents, who, despite everything, accept you into their arms and rehabilitate you. You start getting steady, and gaining enough confidence to purchase a new hat, however, it is far worse than the original. Your parents disown you and kill themselves. You stick by your decision to wear the hat based on a promise you made to yourselves at your father's funeral, and wait an agonizing seven years for the trends to come around again. Once your hat becomes cool, your friends accept you back, but all is not the same as it was before. Charlie and Brett broke up, and the group has been split in two as a result. Lyndall has also been unemployed for six months after he spat in his bosses' face.

I wish I could find the name of the actor whom I've used for Gordon's avatar and sig.

[Alicia Laurent]

Granted, but you can't find anymore pics, and the guy's a lunitac.


I wish I was an equine competitior for the World Championships.

[Laura Kehoe]

Granted but you're in a car accident the day before and can't compete.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow...or any other day for that matter.

[Heath Alexander]

Granted, but you are forced to stay home and watch the same episode of the Wiggles over and over again with a hyperactive four-year-old...*shiver*

I wish I had one million dollars.

[James]

Litte personal there Heath?

Granted, but it's gained through your parents life insurance.

I wish I wasn't hungry now. I'm spoiling my dinner and I know it.

[Heath Alexander]

hehe maybe a little xD

Granted, but you're never hungry again!

I wish I didn't work ALL day. Maybe just in the morning...dang 12 hour shift =*(

[Alicia Laurent]

Granted, but instead, you are forced to clean the toilet with the smallest of toothbrushes.


I wish I was a well-liked/well-known comedian.

[Emily Johnson]

Granted but you're also well known as being one of the ugliest celebrities.

I wish people would come online and post at the same time as me.

[olive]

Granted but you have to write thousand word posts.

I wish Olive's app would be accepted right now.